February 2012
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becoolskipschool replied to your post: thickfilipinochick replied to your photo: I…
perfectly legit reason to remember that date
National Discount Candy Day is my favorite holiday.
thickfilipinochick replied to your post: thickfilipinochick replied to your photo: I…
Your life.
My life.
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screechthemighty replied to your photo: I haven’t posted an update on my shitty computer…
That’s not just shitty. That’s fucking Cthuthlu. I think you need to get a new computer before this one sucks out your sanity and eats your face.
Wait…
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thickfilipinochick replied to your photo: I haven’t posted an update on my shitty computer…
Fuck. What did you do?
I lost my balance and stepped on the corner. At first it wasn’t that bad, but it just keeps spreading.
I stepped on it on November 1st of last year. I remember the date because it happened right before I went to get 50% off Halloween candy.
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jungcocoabutter replied to your photo: I really hope you all like this week’s podcast…
Or I could go make fries and do anything else
I hope your fries are actually cleverly disguised bombs.
Also, I really hope my understanding of solipsism...
I only got a C in philosophy.
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Also, if one child cries, they all join in. If you have netflix, they will choose the cheapest, most annoying piece of shit to watch.
These are the unchangeable truths of babysitting.
There is a little-known law of physics stating that, whenever there is a family gathering of any kind, Lissa must babysit all of the children.
This is called the Law of Bullshit.
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Oooooh look at our awesome blog oh wait you can't...
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Watchblerdchichipster:
I should have an acting career. Here’s your video LISSA!!
I’m sorry for what I did to you. If it helps at all, I cried too.
I need to stop looking in my spam folder. It always makes me wonder if maybe my penis really is too small.
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Just Smile and Nod: The Geoffery Podcast: Pilot →
thegeofferypodcast:
Lissa, Bre and I made a podcast
it’s a thing we do now.
You should go listen to it.
Podcast features
The future of Lissa’s serial killing nephew
Bre disappointing sex stories
The lack of references Lissa and Bre get
movies
Gambino babies
The quest for our…
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I’m such a grumplestiltskin tonight. I feel like I’ve wasted the past few days, and someone with a voodoo doll of me is stabbing the head repeatedly.
Whoever you are, cut that out. And maybe make a boy voodoo doll and force him to fall in love with my voodoo doll.
Why are children so pointy??
No one told me that part of growing up was my mom turning into a 14-year-old girl while I have to take on the role of mother and nag her to take her pills and deal with her temper tantrums and mood swings.
I want my money back.
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I never get anons anymore. Come on, Tumblr. A little mystery is good for our relationship.
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blerdchichipster replied to your post: blerdchichipster replied to your post: We should…
Uh. I have leftovers. Fries included. But now there’s none for you!! I’ll have to eat it all to fill the void you left in my heart!!
Nooooo! At least take pictures!
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You must have lost your entire mind if you live in a world where Tina Fey and Amy Poehler exist and you still think women have no place in comedy.
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blerdchichipster replied to your post: We should sex. We should sex hard. Aw yeah.
What?! I go out to have nuclear chicken wings and you do THIS?!?!
Yes! Because you went out to have chicken wings and didn’t bring me any!!
“ I know its my mom because shes the only one who would be calling me”
– inabasket
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sandrasdaughter asked: 1,4,18
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graywing asked: Calling you attractive is puttin it lightly. I mean Jesus. That picture of you on your blog is gorgeous!
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subasio replied to your post: We should sex. We should sex hard. Aw yeah.
you’re such a cute girl. DAMN YOU PENIS Y U NO LIKE WOMEN. I know. I’m hilarious.
Don’t blame your penis. It’s my fault for not having one. Sigh.
We’d be such a good couple too. I’d eat your delicious cooking and steal your t-shirts and… bring absolutely nothing to the relationship.
Okay, it...
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graywing asked: We should sex. We should sex hard. Aw yeah.
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graywing replied to your post: Whenever someone on the internet says I’m attractive
Well post a picture right now! :)
Whenever someone on the internet says I'm...
I feel like I’ve grossly misrepresented myself.
The laughter on The Big Bang Theory is...
kasashaquanique:
Who are these people? And why are they laughing so hard?
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jungcocoabutter replied to your post: jungcocoabutter replied to your post: The…
tie balloons to your nips
That sounds like a porn ripoff of Up.
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jungcocoabutter replied to your post: The underwire in my favorite bra just broke. My…
guess you have to let them free
Oh no, it’s not as bad as all that. I’m going to hire someone to hold up my boobs at all times.
kasashaquanique replied to your post: The underwire in my favorite bra just broke. My…
I’ll light some candles in memoriam.
My boobs thank you. They’d...
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The underwire in my favorite bra just broke.
My boobs have gone into mourning.
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jungcocoabutter replied to your post: jungcocoabutter replied to your post:…
But remember oates and wheat are “barley” the same.
That
is a nice joke.
That could go on a Laffy Taffy.
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jungcocoabutter replied to your post: jungcocoabutter replied to your post: Tumblr if…
Yes it’s often used in beer
Thank you knowledge genie.
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themusicalfruit replied to your post: Tumblr if you don’t stop unfollowing people…
Oh! We got a badass on our hands!
The people I follow ain’t nuthin’ ta fuck with!