January 2012
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blerdchichipster replied to your post: If I get drunk enough I might make you guys a… I was thinkking the same. and that double “k”…acknowledged but I refuse to correct it. this is my drunken stupor and I suppoert (I know) it whole-heartedly Do it! I think everyone should do it. and also no one should use baspace tonight, they should just admit to ther typos and own up do them like you do....
Jan 1st
If I get drunk enough I might make you guys a video but I don’t have anything to talk about sso it should be fun times.
Jan 1st
I got my new debit card this week and it expires in 2015. There, hard evidence that the world won’t end in 2012. Suck on that, Mayans.
Jan 1st
December 2011
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Dec 31st
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jungcocoabutter replied to your chat: Me: Are you trying to make me mad? Every Living…
Dec 31st
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And why does Tumblr keep unfollowing people for me? Even non-living things are pissing me off.
Dec 31st
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Me: Are you trying to make me mad?
Every Living Organism on Earth: Yup.
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Just got some Captain Morgan for tomorrow’s festivities: drinking alone and playing Sims 2.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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themusicalfruit replied to your post: People to whom I have sent cards, have you gotten… …it was glittery, right? Oh yes. Yours was the glitteriest.
Dec 30th
Reblog if you're kissing no one at midnight on new...
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Dec 30th
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So people are just gonna put white lyrics in front...
brebonita:
Dec 30th
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People to whom I have sent cards, have you gotten them yet? I know Bre and Andy have, but what about the rest of yous?
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Kids don’t drink and tumbl
Dec 29th
screechthemighty asked: Why does your ask box have teeth? It won't eat my hand, will it?
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
Me:
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Mum:
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my god
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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 balitosisx answered your question: A question I want every single one of my followers to answer: Relaxing! duckandroll answered your question: A question I want every single one of my followers to answer: Great, I just found out that I own an original copy of the Bourne Identity book! Success! 
Dec 27th
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subasio answered your question: A question I want every single one of my followers to answer: exhausting. retail on the day after Christmas is almost as bad as Black Friday. D: Nooo! But at least that means the holiday shopping season is officially over right? Now you can get back to your normal amount of unbearable customers!
Dec 27th
A question I want every single one of my followers...
How was your day?
Dec 27th
brebonita: danceswithbrighteyes: brebonita: closetomidnight: brebonita: danceswithbrighteyes replied to your post: I don’t go out of my way to buy celebrity perfumes like this? Yes. Even Donald will not be able to resist my smell, he’ll be like “Damn what’s that smell, I must dick down whoever is wearing it right now” and i’ll run away. You’ll run away? Yeah, like if his dick is...
Dec 27th
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I have a holiday tradition of eating every piece of chocolate I encounter. I also have a year-round tradition of eating every piece of chocolate I encounter.
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Set Fire to the Rain
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Did I just download several Disney karaoke tracks? Yes. Do I have reasons for this download? Yes. Are any of my reasons legitimate? Not even remotely. Can I muster any sort of a fuck to give? Nope.
Dec 26th
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Chicks on Facebook posting photos of the pretty jewelry they got from their boyfriends for Christmas. Ha! My mom got me a potholder shaped like a gingerbread man! Take that, people in relationships!
Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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