March 2012
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So the paper I’m writing is about Labyrinth. The labyrinth is a metaphor for growing up, the castle at the center of the labyrinth is adulthood, and “You have no power over me” is a kid asserting her independence to her parents. But that leaves me wondering: What’s the Bog of Eternal Stench? Is it the adolescent fear of being an outcast? Or does it represent teenagers...
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How To Write a Paper
Receive assignment Spend two months doing nothing Wait until the night before it’s due to start writing Write the paper Decide to change thesis and scrap entire paper Go on Tumblr to tell everyone how to write a paper instead of actually writing paper Go back to writing the greatest paper ever seen by human eyes Receive A+ and be adored by all
Mar 1st
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February 2012
Lissa thinks I've been jumping on her bed while...
snaddis: Nope! It’s still the way you left it! But now that the idea has been placed in my head….. You scoundrel!
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The Geoffery Podcast Ep. 2: The One With The...
thegeofferypodcast: <a href=”http://dl.dropbox.com/u/63074747/the%20geoffery%20podcast%202.mp3”></a> Lissa, Bre and made a podcast it’s a thing we do now. You should go listen to the second episode Podcast features How to win a date with Bre and Lissa MLK Bre’s job Lissa’s kind job Bre’s Community theft The accent I don’t have illegal downloading Breaking Bad All of the...
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Listenartclasshero: abklynmyracle: Where Did You...
Feb 29th
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balitosisx replied to your post: Facebook: For when you’re tired of being in a good… Lately, though, this has been how I have felt here, too. That’s no bueno. I’ve been getting annoyed with Tumblr lately too, which scares me a bit. Tumblr is supposed to be a safe haven. The Cheers to my Norm. I don’t have a backup plan for when, God forbid, Tumblr becomes unbearable....
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Whenever someone makes a vague passive-aggressive post about how they don’t like someone, regardless of how I know the post-maker (stranger, acquaintance, relative, close friend), I start mentally reviewing our history together to figure out what I did to piss them off.
Feb 29th
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octopuscupcake replied to your post: I think I need to look outside of Oklahoma to find… you forgot: they live in oklahoma.
Feb 29th
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tittytap replied to your post: I think I need to look outside of Oklahoma to find… I might be biased, but Minnesota dudes seem to be pretty swell. Are you still in Minnesota? Catch one and bring him to meeee!
Feb 29th
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brebonita replied to your post: I think I need to look outside of Oklahoma to find… I like that them being related to you is the third worst. They weren’t in any particular order! Goodness, I may live in the south(ish) but give me some credit!
Feb 29th
I think I need to look outside of Oklahoma to find a decent guy. All the guys here either have garlic in their soul, care more about the head mounted on their wall than the one on their shoulders, or are related to me.
Feb 29th
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Facebook: For when you’re tired of being in a good mood
Feb 29th
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Feb 28th
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kasashaquanique replied to your photo: I can’t decide which one to do, so I think I’m… You people are all evil. I don’t appreciate your cat hate. Hmph You haven’t met this cat though. He has broken so much stuff, scratched the shit out of me, and he never shuts up. I think a little animal cruelty is in order here.
Feb 28th
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songsaboutfire asked: And by drinking game I mean crying in shame that I know you.
Feb 28th
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songsaboutfire asked: Haven't listened to this week's podcast yet but please don't get a lot of reference's again. I've made a drinking game out of it.
Feb 28th
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lol Dexter the background music in this week’s podcast makes it sound like an episode of Law & Order. Our conversation seems way more important.
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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The Geoffery Podcast Ep. 2: The One With The...
thegeofferypodcast: <a href=”http://dl.dropbox.com/u/63074747/the%20geoffery%20podcast%202.mp3”></a> Lissa, Bre and made a podcast it’s a thing we do now. You should go listen to the second episode Podcast features How to win a date with Bre and Lissa MLK Bre’s job Lissa’s kind job Bre’s Community theft The accent I don’t have illegal downloading Breaking Bad All of the...
Feb 28th
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My sister's cat just turned off my computer, which...
On a completely unrelated note, what’s the worst thing I can do to a cat without technically abusing it?
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des-etoiles: xvxavier: If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex. ohmystars this.
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“Your Mom told me about Monster House scaring you. It sounds like one of the...”
– Dan Harmon I have so much love and respect for this man. (via havingchanged)
Feb 28th
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TV Guide's Fan Favorites Awards →
octopuscupcake: joelmchaleftw: COMMUNITY is up for “Best Comedy.” You know what to do.
Feb 27th
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I don't know what the new tour dates are, but I'm...
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kok44 replied to your post: Noooo you guys I missed The Walking Dead tonight… watchseries-online.com or 1channel.ch will have it Yay thank you! I just watched it and it was lovely.
Feb 27th
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Noooo you guys I missed The Walking Dead tonight because I don’t have cable right now. I can’t find it online. This is highly upsetting. 
Feb 27th
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adorableblerd asked: It used to be you. But then HE came along and took you from me. So I picked up my shattered heart and handed it to a Vietnamese engineer. Are you jelly? Please be jelly and come back to me. I mean he's got a key to my place but...he's not my real boyfriend.
Feb 27th
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Guys you should tell me all about the person you... →
pavlov-e: because it’s cute
Feb 27th
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brebonita replied to your post: In case you ever questioned my black-sheepiness in… good lord Lissa You know the first draft of that status didn’t include me & she felt sorry for me and thought, “What does Lissa have going on in her life right now… TOOTH!”
Feb 27th