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February 24th
12:33 AM

subasio replied to your post: We should sex. We should sex hard. Aw yeah.

you’re such a cute girl. DAMN YOU PENIS Y U NO LIKE WOMEN. I know. I’m hilarious.

Don’t blame your penis. It’s my fault for not having one. Sigh.

We’d be such a good couple too. I’d eat your delicious cooking and steal your t-shirts and… bring absolutely nothing to the relationship.

Okay, it would be really great for me at least.

  1. subasio said: sounds like all my relationships, tbh
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