Q:I think your fortune cookie means you should come to California :)
I was in california last week. you missed your chance, bucko
Q:Have you at least played Wind Waker? I can forgive MM but Wind Waker is a fucking treasure.
Maaan, Wind Waker comes in such a close second to OoT for my fave. Throwing pigs into the ocean is the best feature of any game in the series.
Q:I may or may not be but definitely am legitimately falling in love with you.
I sincerely apologize for whatever I did to trick you into finding me appealing.
Q:ALL of your selfies are cute though
Q:*finger guns* Hey babe, what's up?
firearms are prohibited on this property, you’re under arrest
good morning sunshine
Q:Making weird gifs is a redeeming quality.
i don’t even make gifs, I just take four pictures and tumblr puts them on a loop :(
Q:I want it to be 1993 again so I could do heroin with your cigarette-burned uterus. But then I guess you'd be like two so never mind.
the Clinton administration was more fucked up than I remember huh
Q:There is good Christian music toooooooooo. Don't judge the genre because of the poor quality music. Mat Kearny and switchfoots are two great kinda Christian bands.
ok I didn’t do that though
Q:hey hey hey you are so beautiful and I hope you're well
thank you pumpkin, I’m not dead so I guess I’m well enough